Shredded Cheese
put that cheese on some stale crackers and microwave for 15 seconds and you have the dinner of champions
pepper-and-pecans replied to your post: today was so niiiice. went to a bridal shower and…
I’m gonna ask you tomorrow night if you cleaned your room but I already know the answer
it looks even worse than before because I had to dig through my closet to find a nice pair of shoes, aka I literally threw boots and pairs of jeans and books over my shoulder. that section of rug I cleared is covered again :(
look at this party favor bird pattern ribbon tied around a glass container with chocolates in it and with a trio of spoons with birds on them this is too cute I cannot even
also my hair was fucking fab today look at that shit usually I have hermione hair but it didn’t poof at all even though it was a bit humid out
OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.
today was so niiiice. went to a bridal shower and it was awesomeeee. drank a shitton of sangria and hung out with my dad’s cousins and there were red velvet cupcakes you guyyyys. and the decor was gorgeous. there was a bird theme so there were decorative cages and everything had bird silhouettes and then the table settings included flowers and chinese parasols and lace and oh my goddd everything was so cute and vintage and I was in heaven
and now I’m exhausted because we were outside in the sun all day and I didn’t drink enough water haha. gonna chillax the rest of the night. I wanted to straighten up my room but meh. I can do that tomorrow lol.
so I ordered a copy of archer’s goon by diana wynne jones the other day
I got it on amazon. it was a used copy in good condition that cost $6.20
so imagine my surprise when I saw this
the top says “To John and I hope you laugh!”
I don’t have a legit sig of hers to compare with and I know there’s a big chance this is fake but I still teared up a little when I saw this. if it is legitimate that would be the most amazing thing in the world.
I wonder if I should ask neil gaiman haha. I think he’d be able to tell.
